Greg: Your book was SO inspiring Mr. Mandela. It made me want to become a journalist!
Nelson Mandela: I am so happy it spoke to you.
Stan: I don’t know what book he’s talking about, but I LOVE your movies, especially The Bucket List. Hoo! It got me. It got me.
Greg: Ugh, Stan, I think you’re mistaken…
Stan: Aren’t you Morgan Freeman?
Greg: This is NELSON MANDELA! Why did you think I was calling him Nelson Mandela?
Stan: I thought it was one of Freeman’s many nicknames, like Captain Morgan or Freckles.
*Greg covers his face with his hands*
Stan: Hey Freckles, want to hear a joke? Do they have jokes in your country or is it just sadness all the time? …Are you sad right now?
American Dad! Season Four: Episode 19 “Daddy Queerest”